“Careless & over-complicated
PowerPoint never goes out of style.” Boasted PEPAC Principal J. Smith today
after wowing executives from the Moreton-in-Minge Garage Owners Association
with “PEPAC’s trademark blend of flashy bollocks onscreen and tireless fawning
offscreen.”
During PEPAC’s onscreen show
& facilitation session, many executives visibly managed to stave off sleep
for sustained periods — and some even claimed to understand what they were
being shown.
“That’s a blinding success as far
as we are concerned.” Crowed Principal Smith.
And audience members agreed.
“Usually somebody resigns at this point, but nobody did.” Said one bleary-eyed
participant. “I’d almost say we’d aspire
to have that sort of PowerPoint, but I’m not sure “aspire” is one of our brand
actions.”
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