(In line with police tradition, the new policy discounts female police officers altogether.)
Asked by one incredulous journalist whether the Met had spotted the potential for an "immediate and exponential explosion of arrests and killings", the senior officer replied, "look, there is one thing the Police certainly don't do - and that's 'immediate.' As for "exponential", that sounds like maths, so you'll have to ask the Numbers & Counting Officer at your local Nick. And as for "explosion", that identifies you as a terrorist, which means you will be nicked. But not by me."