Leaked ARG! email to Front! ad agency

to: ian.edwards@frontadvertising.co.uk
from: theboyz@arg.co.uk

Dear ian from Front! Advertising,

uve got some front that's for sure u thieving c**ts.

How in fuck's name did it cost 20 grand CASH for you to change a singel word of our name?

wel uve probly forgotten all about us with all the posh skirt you're pounding, so let us remind you:

We were the Association of Reluctant Groundworkers.

some of the lads were a bit uncomfortable with the prison reference there.  Association may be a hilite when you're on the In, but when you're on the Out, fair play, you don't want to be reminded, do you?   (not that you'd know, you've got to be paying the governmant to stay out of jail with those fees its daylite fucking robbery

So, thanks to ur speical London magic, we are now the Academy of Reluctant Groundworkers.

We could have come up with that in teabreak.

The lads have come up with a lot of things in teabreak actualy, and one of ther ideas was to pitch up at your offices with a grab lorry and drop ten ton of hardcore from a shitty soakaway in ur fancy reception.

We will definitely do this if you do not either pay us back OR swap jobs with all of us for a month (skirt and salary included).

You need some time on the mixer, son, 2 get ur priorities straiht.

DO NOT EMAIL I AM SICK OF COMPUTERS ALREDY FONE PLS.

All best wishes, the ARG! lads.