OPERATION "PROBABLY"

Its not difficult to tell where the "real" journalism ends and the FITH Take on this story begins.  

But both Interpol & the Guardian deserve a kicking here for using the word "probably" in relation to anything involving massive loss of human life.  Get a grip.

Plane search shifts to Malacca Strait

LIVE Interpol says disappearance probably not linked to terrorism amid psychological probe into background of passengers and crew

A spokesman from lead psychological consultants PEPAC Probe! of Louisiana, US, said, "we probably went with some profiling bullshit we picked up off Silence of the Lambs and threw in some ten-dollar words for good measure - but hell, for all we know, someone took a 5-day shit in this aeroplane and put a hole the size of a 'gator through the fuselage."

Interpol confirmed that Operation Probably would continue to rely on the indolent speculation of overpaid retards from America's least-favoured state.  A spokesman said, "this is probably less work than going on Woogle* to see if anybody has found the plane, which is what we thought of first.  We have suggested that other people look in the area of the "Malacca Strait" because we know for a fact that this is not actually a place, but a cocktail they do in Barcelona."

* Web + Google = "Woogle"